Funny Fishing Short Stories
Funny Or Not… A Fishing Story……?
You think men would learn!
One morning the husband returns after several hours
of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides
to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors,
and reads her book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat.
He pulls up alongside the woman and says, “Good morning, Ma’am. What are you doing?”
“Reading a book,” she replies, (thinking, Isn’t that obvious?)
“You’re in a Restricted Fishing Area,” he informs her.
“I’m sorry, officer, but I’m not fishing. I’m reading.”
“Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know
you could start at any moment.
“I’ll have to take you in and write you up.”
“If you do that, I’ll have to charge you with sexual
assault,” says the woman.
“But I haven’t even touched you,” says the game warden.
“That’s true, but you have all the equipment.
For all I know you could start at any moment.”
“Have a nice day ma’am,” and he left.
haha, that would be very very funny to witness.
Hilarious Fishing Skit……
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Walt Disney Treasures – Disney Rarities – Celebrated Shorts, 1920s – 1960s $23.17 Studio: Buena Vista Home Video Release Date: 12/06/2005… |
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Short Cuts: Selected Stories $5.75 A movie tie-in edition to the brilliant new film by Robert Altman, based on these nine stories by Carver, “one of the great short story writers of our time–of any time” (Philadelphia Inquirer)…. |
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The Girls’ Guide to Hunting and Fishing $1.49 Jane Rosenal, the narrator of The Girls’ Guide to Hunting and Fishing, is wise beyond her years. Not that that’s saying much–since none of her elders, with the exception of her father, is particularly wise. At the age of 14, Jane watches her brother and his new girlfriend, searching for clues for how to fall in love, but by the end of the summer she’s trying to figure out how not to fail in … |
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The Story About Ping $2.42 The tale of a little duck alone on the Yangtze River, The Story About Ping is a sweet and funny book with wonderfully rich and colorful illustrations. On a day like any other, Ping sets off from the boat he calls home with his comically large family in search of “pleasant things to eat.” On this particular day, he is accidentally left behind when the boat leaves. Undaunted, the little duck h… |