Fishing Funny Sayings

What funny sayings do you have to respond to “What do you know?”?
eg. eggs don’t bounce. Steamrollers don’t roll steam. Chocolate fish don’t swim.
The Pope’s catholic
There are no bones in bananas
You need a low stool to milk a snake
clever fishing funny
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Tankard Mug Vintage Dude Licensed to Chill $11.50 Let your favorite Vintage Dude kick back with an ice cold brew on his special day with one of these 14 oz. insulated acrylic beverage tankards. Design on both sides. Measures 3.25 by 6 inch excluding handle…. |
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Black Embroidered Apron Kiss my Bass $19.99 High quality embroidered cotton/poly blend apron. Make a statement at your next dinner party. Show your wild side. This unique apron is sure to be a conversation piece at any gathering. Perfect for the home entertainer or adventurous gourmet. One for every personality! Fully adjustable to accomodate both larger and smaller builds. Perfect for the fisherman in the family…. |
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Fish Fry Mug $10.99 11 oz ceramic mug, diswasher and microwave safe, sublimated design… |
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One fine fisherman lives here…Funny Fishing Wall Quotes Words Sayings Removable Vinyl Lettering (8.5 X 22) FUN AND EASY WAY TO DECORATE WITHOUT ALL THE MESS. WE ONLY USE THE BEST MATERIALS TO ENSURE A GOOD EXPERIENCE WITH AN EYE CANDY SIGNS PRODUCT. THESE ARE REMOVABLE BUT ARE NOT REUSABLE ONCE REMOVED. THESE DESIGNS WILL NOT HARM YOUR PAINT. PLEASE DOUBLE CHECK YOUR COLOR CHOICE AT CHECK OUT TO MAKE SURE THE RIGHT COLOR IS CHOSEN…. |
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Fish tremble when…Funny Fishing Wall Quotes Words Sayings Removable Vinyl Lettering (13 X 18) FUN AND EASY WAY TO DECORATE WITHOUT ALL THE MESS. WE ONLY USE THE BEST MATERIALS TO ENSURE A GOOD EXPERIENCE WITH AN EYE CANDY SIGNS PRODUCT. THESE ARE REMOVABLE BUT ARE NOT REUSABLE ONCE REMOVED. THESE DESIGNS WILL NOT HARM YOUR PAINT. PLEASE DOUBLE CHECK YOUR COLOR CHOICE AT CHECK OUT TO MAKE SURE THE RIGHT COLOR IS CHOSEN…. |
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Old fishermen never die…Funny Fishing Wall Quotes Words Sayings Removable Wall Lettering (12 x 35) FUN AND EASY WAY TO DECORATE WITHOUT ALL THE MESS. WE ONLY USE THE BEST MATERIALS TO ENSURE A GOOD EXPERIENCE WITH AN EYE CANDY SIGNS PRODUCT. THESE ARE REMOVABLE BUT ARE NOT REUSABLE ONCE REMOVED. THESE DESIGNS WILL NOT HARM YOUR PAINT. PLEASE DOUBLE CHECK YOUR COLOR CHOICE AT CHECK OUT TO MAKE SURE THE RIGHT COLOR IS CHOSEN…. |
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Junior’s Fashion Top T-Shirts (I’D RATHER BE FISHING) Funny Humorous Slogans Comical Sayings Juniors Fashion Cut Fitted Black Shirt; Great Gift Ideas for Girls, Misses, Juniors, & Teens (Novelty Items) Excellent quality fitted Junior’s Top as pictured. 95% Cotton & 5% Spandex material with short cap sleeves. (Woman’s, Misses, & Mens sizes may also be available with this same design.)… |
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Funny Long Sleeve T-Shirts (I’D RATHER BE FISHING) Humorous Hilarious Crazy Slogans & Comical Sayings Lol Tee Shirt; Great Gift Ideas for Adults, Men, Women, Boys, Youth, & Teens; Cool Quotes Collectible Novelty Shirts This is an excellent quality adult sized, 100% pre-shrunk 6.1 ounce heavyweight cotton long sleeve shirt with taped shoulder to shoulder, rib sleeve cuffs, double needle stitched collar neck and bottom hem; These high quality long sleeve shirts can be worn by Men, Women, Teens & Youth. See other pictures on this listing for size chart. Most designs are available in long sleeve, short sleeve, no sl… |
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Women’s Funny T-Shirts (I’D RATHER BE FISHING) Humorous Slogans Comical Sayings Womens Fashion Cut Black Shirt; Great Gift Ideas for Women, Ladies, Misses, Juniors, & Teens (Novelty Items) This is a high quality, high fashion misses women’s cut shirt, see other pictures on this listing for shirt size chart and other specifications; pre-shrunk 100% cotton, weights 5.4 ounces. This ladies size t-shirt is one of the best style cuts a woman can get. Mens, Youth, & Juniors sizes may also be available with this same design…. |
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(Hnt2#236) 6 White Vinyl Decal Hunting Bag It Tag It Funny Saying Bow Hunter Deer Hunting Hunter Die Cut Decal Sticker for Any Smooth Surface $4.99 … |